Monday, December 19, 2011
Toddler Toes
Posted by StuntBunny at 4:57 PMLabels: Bean
Yum!!!
Posted by StuntBunny at 4:43 PMLabels: Cooking with Agatha, Recipes
Meanest
Posted by StuntBunny at 10:24 AMLulu was in a snit when I picked her up from school one night last week. There was drama because I hadn't brought a snack for her to eat after picking her up, then she wanted a piece of gum and I said no. All the whining and complaining from her just leaving school had left her with my taking away her DS game privliges for the night AND watching any television that night. And this was before we'd even left the school parking lot.
I left her school with both girls crying in the car for wanting and because I didn't have any snacks with me.
"But momma..." Lulu cried, "I'm hungry and my stomach has zero food in it!"
The drive from her school to home is less than seven minutes. I told her, she'd live. I was sure of it.
"I want my daddy!" she wailed. "Daaaaaddddyyy...." she cried dramatically in the backseat. You would have thought I'd kidnapped her.
Wait a minute, I take that back. A seven minute drive home is eternity with two crying little girls in the backseat.
By the time we got home and got inside, a new set of complaints were launched upon me. Because she didn't have any portable video game privliges for the night or could watch any television, she was going to complain, complain, complain. Any suggestions of things for her to do in lieu of what she was banned from, was met with, "But that's so boring!" I did my best to ignore her while I tried to get dinner started, both girls underfoot in the kitchen.
Eddie got home fairly early that night, and I let him know that it had been a drama, momma-needs-a-drink inducing night so far. We were all in the kitchen and Lulu started complaining about why I wouldn't let her do something she wanted to do. Totally off the cuff but very matter-of-fact I replied, "Because I'm the meanest mommy ever."
She hadn't expected that answer.
"But momma..." she said very emotionally, "You said your were the nicest mommy ever!!!" and proceeded to start bawling in the kitchen.
All I could do was look at Eddie (while grabbing my much needed beer from the kegerator) who commented, "I thought she knew?"
"Must not have gotten the memo." I quipped back.
I think I need a shirt: Meanest Mommy, Ever!
Labels: Lulu Sez
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Scene of the Crime
Posted by StuntBunny at 7:17 AMThe local wildlife returned to the scene of the crime at some point late at night or in the wee morning hours after their terrorizing us and the cat at the back door last night in their quest and demand for food.
You can see their muddy prints all over the back porch.
Friday, December 16, 2011
Bandits!
Posted by StuntBunny at 10:01 PMWe have a pest problem, of the masked variety. Yes, we have raccoons...
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Camp Fire Art Walk
Posted by StuntBunny at 11:03 AMLast night Lulu's Camp Fire program had an Art Walk in the library for the parents. Lulu has been busy these last few months working diligently on her projects for it. I was so proud of her, she did such a great job! She was particularly proud of her ghost which she converted from a footprint.
I hope the pinch pot and the coiled bowls come home. I think they'd make a great holder for my earrings on the dresser!
A Bean in the Bean
Posted by StuntBunny at 10:57 AMLast night we had string beans for dinner. Bean loves string beans, so much in fact, she shoved one up her nose like an accordian.
Fortunately, she sat very still for Eddie while I worked my calm-mom-magic with the tweezers.
Disgusting, but it saved us a trip and money having to visit the ER. I always did do well at the Milton Bradely game of Operation growing up!









